off the dick

a phrase that means from the start, or off the jump.

“how much will this cost?” “$250, off the dick.”

by chanelish February 11, 2019

chop off dick december

the month to chop dicks off

why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!

by DickLover250 October 3, 2020

off the dick

A word that can mean something great, or horrible. Ususlaly pertaining to something sexual.

Moody's Vagina IS OFF THE DICK!

Madden 08} IS OFF THE DICK!

by The Moodster January 8, 2008

off the dick

any thing you could imagine. could be really bad or really good.

moody's tractor beam. (off the dick)
five on five football in the hotel room.

by ben the beast morrison January 5, 2009

off my dick

When somebody all up in your business, just say "Off my dick!" Or when somebody's hating on you.

Girl: Eww, what you got on ?
Boy: Off my dick! Damn.

by bvtch_iball November 14, 2013

Off your dick

Crazy, extremely funny or eccentric. Someone showing extreme personality, quirkiness or slight retardation

Two friends are walking on the beach, they both walk past a monstrosity of a woman, her folds are beginning to rash and swelter in the heat, and her face is similar to a bull dog chewing on a wasp. One friend says to the other
"Bro, I haven't been laid in so long, I'd prob hit that"
The other friend turns to his counterpart, reels back slightly as he takes in what he has just heard says

"Farrrrrrk, your off your dick, that thing was like Jabba the Hut having a greasy pizza party in a sauna, Yuk"

by KroneTittle August 20, 2014

dick off

To waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed.

-Dude, I can't play b-ball today 'cause I've got to finish up this flippin brief.

-Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!

by Jyash April 21, 2005