Old Fart's Disease - the lenses of people of over 40 become less flexible (AKA. presbyopia) and this makes it harder to read text without reading glasses. Forgetfulness also curses the over 40's so their eyeglasses are usually not available when needed and they resort to holding the reading material at arm's length which brings the text into focus.

Martyn complained that her arms were not long enough - OFD!

OFD by snobbo April 23, 2018

Ofd

Acronym - out for days. The act of going out on Friday night and returning on Sunday evening. Generally used when an individual spends these days consuming alcoholic beverages, often without changing their clothing throughout that period of time. Often preceeded with a hashtag e.g #ofd

#ofd

Ofd by Paul Gascoigne May 24, 2016

OFD

OD = Overdose/Over doing it
OFD = Over f*king dose/Over f*king doing it

"Those Who Eat The Devil's Corn Will Choke On His Cob!"
"Nah thats ofd"

OFD by RBtheOG December 9, 2023

Boy Scout Rule of D's

After seeing a man's penis, in order to restore order of to the universe you must show that man your penis.

Adam: You gotta show that man your dick back to restore order to the universe man! Boy Scout Rule of D's!

Boy Scout Rule of D's by MonkeyHelmet May 17, 2011

44 of D

The Borg known as Seven of Nine on the Star Trek Voyager TV series. Played by actress Jeri Ryan.

Also called "36 of D" by those who are nearsighted, inexperienced, or don't know a great handful when they see it.

"Hell yeah I'd do 44 of D, I mean Seven of Nine. With or without her Borg gear. Uhhh... do you think it's really true about her metal pussy teeth?"

44 of D by dsimms May 10, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026