OFD

Out For Delivery. The UPS tracking description that lets you know that when you come home tonight your new gear will be sitting on your front porch.

"I just got the UPS email. My new motherboard is OFD!"

by bbzzdd April 29, 2008

OFD

stands for over compulsive flirting disorder

Oh dang, have you seen shannon around the guys? she has serious OFD

by VIKKI ! February 24, 2009

OFD

Old Fart's Disease - the lenses of people of over 40 become less flexible (AKA. presbyopia) and this makes it harder to read text without reading glasses. Forgetfulness also curses the over 40's so their eyeglasses are usually not available when needed and they resort to holding the reading material at arm's length which brings the text into focus.

Martyn complained that her arms were not long enough - OFD!

by snobbo April 23, 2018

Ofd

Acronym - out for days. The act of going out on Friday night and returning on Sunday evening. Generally used when an individual spends these days consuming alcoholic beverages, often without changing their clothing throughout that period of time. Often preceeded with a hashtag e.g #ofd

#ofd

by Paul Gascoigne May 24, 2016

OFD

OD = Overdose/Over doing it
OFD = Over f*king dose/Over f*king doing it

"Those Who Eat The Devil's Corn Will Choke On His Cob!"
"Nah thats ofd"

by RBtheOG December 9, 2023

Boy Scout Rule of D's

After seeing a man's penis, in order to restore order of to the universe you must show that man your penis.

Adam: You gotta show that man your dick back to restore order to the universe man! Boy Scout Rule of D's!

by MonkeyHelmet May 17, 2011

44 of D

The Borg known as Seven of Nine on the Star Trek Voyager TV series. Played by actress Jeri Ryan.

Also called "36 of D" by those who are nearsighted, inexperienced, or don't know a great handful when they see it.

"Hell yeah I'd do 44 of D, I mean Seven of Nine. With or without her Borg gear. Uhhh... do you think it's really true about her metal pussy teeth?"

by dsimms May 10, 2008