snobbo's definitions

OFD

Old Fart's Disease - the lenses of people of over 40 become less flexible (AKA. presbyopia) and this makes it harder to read text without reading glasses. Forgetfulness also curses the over 40's so their eyeglasses are usually not available when needed and they resort to holding the reading material at arm's length which brings the text into focus.

Martyn complained that her arms were not long enough - OFD!

by snobbo April 23, 2018