Ogunyemi, or Gun for short, are a long dynasty of Nigerian ambassadors. They all share similar features- wide noses, fridge-like statures and voices reminiscent of the British woodsparrow. They also have a telepathic link to snakes, which they often use to rob banks or pull down the jogging bottoms of teenagers.
They are terrible cooks.
“Oi, let’s mug Sashwat Ogunyemi. We can use his snake ability to rob the corner shop”
“That’s an adequate idea. But let’s not hire him as a chef.”
“;yes... thou shalt not pot gets.”
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.