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occular pat down 

when you visually inspect to see if the person is good shit and/or a "good ol' boy"
Give em' the occular pat down

Ocular Patdown 

An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.
Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
Ocular Patdown by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022