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Octabong
"Compartmented Fluid Dispensing Apparatus: aka. Octabong. A patented dispensing invention that delivers beer to as many as 8 recipients.
Sectional design made to seperate beer for each user, so that various kinds of beer can be used. Funnel design also ensures accurate races for a group up to 8.
Brings friends together at a variety of outdoor activites where beer is consumed.
Revolutionary funnel design that has brought multi-person beer bonging into the 21st century.
Customizable system in various regional colors to enhance parties.
Sectional design made to seperate beer for each user, so that various kinds of beer can be used. Funnel design also ensures accurate races for a group up to 8.
Brings friends together at a variety of outdoor activites where beer is consumed.
Revolutionary funnel design that has brought multi-person beer bonging into the 21st century.
Customizable system in various regional colors to enhance parties.
Octabong by Dave Morris - The Supreme Chancellor of Bongtology April 17, 2005
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Octobang
Intercourse between any cephalopod and any other creature including humans or orangutans
NOTE: Intercourse does not necessarily involve cephalopod sexual organs.
NOTE: Intercourse does not necessarily involve cephalopod sexual organs.
Otobong
An Otobong is a sweet, charming African girl with the most gorgeous smile. She has an amazing booty and damn the girl can dance.
A: Damn ! Look at that Otobong!
B: DAYUM, her booty got me twisted.
A: I CALL DIBS SHE'S MINE
Otobong just flips her weave and walks away. shaking that thang.
B: DAYUM, her booty got me twisted.
A: I CALL DIBS SHE'S MINE
Otobong just flips her weave and walks away. shaking that thang.
Otobong by hubbabubbadiba October 7, 2012
Team Octabong
A team of people who successfully complete an octabong. Usually the first or most experienced eight people of the party.
Team Octabong by Staff Drinker January 11, 2009
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