october 91 

October 91
Is a day where everyone finds out your a dumb fucking bitch, good luck bitch

Go around telling people that it’s time to celebrate

Person 1 : hey it’s October 91,have you seen that girl I forgot to tell her that she’s a dumb bitch
Person 2: oh I forgot too

Let’s go find her

october 91 by 263628/)728278484 November 1, 2019

october1st 

National hug your mum day :)

“Mum come here” said you, “what now “ said mum, and then give her a big huge hug !:) October1st

october1st by Ems1234 October 15, 2019

october13 

October 13 is national boyfriendday so every straight/bi girl has a boyfriend

Girl: do you wanne be my boyfriend for 1 day
Boy: why?
Girl: bc it is for October13 national boyfriendday
Boy: kinda weird but okay

october13 by bisexualundercover October 2, 2020

October9 

National kiss your bsf day

It’s October9 you gotta kiss me

October9 by Your mom’s left tit February 21, 2022

october17

national give head day

defined by telling someone about it on october17 which is national give head day

october17 by hamburger is nice 92729172 April 10, 2022

october13th 

The day a REAL NIGGA is born. If born on October 13th you have a huge Shlong and big BLACK balls to go with it.

You are blind as fuck too

Oh you were born on october13th you might just have the biggest meat ive ever seen

october13th by BigBadPimp March 21, 2023