obomics

A new language for a new administration.

I cant wait to learn Obomics and be able to converse with the African American men at the basketball games.

by Travis and Brian February 5, 2009

Zeke-onomics

Economic theory that states lost wealth and missed financial opportunities will magically reappear at the end of ones career. Taken from Reaganomics where wealth trickles down from the top, zeke-onomics drizzles toward the rear.

1: "Sorry you didn't get that step raise ole chap, you'll make it up in the end."
2: "Thats some bullshit zeke-onomics"

by John Wesley February 11, 2008

obamics

1. The art of repeating the same tired lines as everyone else, except with such an articulate and skillful flair, that those listening to you, truly believe you are here to save the world from Darth Vader and the Legion of Doom.

<Chewy>My job is not to represent Washington to you, but to represent you to Washington.

<Joe>Didn't Kennedy say that like 30 years ago?
<Timmay>No, this is completely new. It's change. Faith! Hope! One Universe! wOOt!
<Joe>It's the same thing man. He's using teh obamics. Do not fall to teh Jedi Mind trix. Must resist.

by bootdaemon January 11, 2009

Obamics

When a Black person tells lies while using a Whilte dialect.

Obamics - "We will have a completely transparent government"

by Dr Jazz February 6, 2010

obamics

the modern day language employed by black political candidates designed to inspire members of all races. usually delivered in a stylish manner through the combination of large, educated words and repetitive phrases during speeches, rallies, and debates.

during his acceptance speech, Senator Barrack Obama creatively used obamics while repeating the phrase "yes we can".

by djstreets April 3, 2009

Obonics

A term to describe Barack Hussein Obama's vernacular English. Similar to Ebonics with the exception that this speech type is performed by a Mulatto instead of an African American. It is also used by those who support B. Hussein Obama's Communist Regime. Believed to be derived from Jive Talking, Ogga Booga, and other Ghetto-centric speech patterns.

When Barack Hussein Obama says "No new taxes" (his infamous 'Read My Purple Lips' speech) he was speaking in Obonics which, when translated into English, means "New taxes". When B. Hussein said he was "never a Muslim" he was also speaking Obonics and what he really meant to say was that "he was a Muslim" but didn't want you to know about it or talk about it until it would be too late (later on, as 'pResident', he would 'proudly' admit to his Muslim background when he was kowtowing to Muslim despots and tyrants). When Barack Hussein Obama said his name was "African Swahili" he was speaking Obonics but what he really meant was, "My name is Arabic because my father and his ancestors were (and are) all Muslims".

by ClassyWatusi July 5, 2009

Genghis Khan-onomics

An economic principle relating to the excess use of resources, often wasting items, or putting recyclable items in the trash.

By taking all the free packets of ranch, the consumer had effectively applied Genghis Khan-onomics.

by pTerodactyl123 October 26, 2008