Objectum

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Someone romantically and or sexually attracted towards inanimate objects

Person 1: Why does catgirl47 post so many photos of her plushie.
Person 2: Oh well because they're dating shes objectum

Objectum by Dis_bis August 13, 2023

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Objectum

Objectum is a term for a person who is attracted to objects. This term tends to be used by fans of Object Shows. ( Such as BFDI, Inanimate Insanity, CFMOT, etc.. ) Although some Object Show fans may use this term, not every Object Show fan identifies with it. Please don't go attacking Object Show fans.

Genny found out one of her friends Identified with the term Objectum.

Objectum by lizzy :> July 17, 2023

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objectum

being attracted to objects. this could be romantically, sexually, sensually... ect. though being objectum isn't inheritly an LGTBQ thing, it is definitely something that you've got to be neurodivergent to experience. the most commonly talked about objectum attraction is being attracted to computers!

A: i realized i was objectum a while ago; now that i've accepted it, i can gladly say i'm dating my computer!
B: good for you.

objectum by deadimino June 27, 2025

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objectum sexual

someone who is attracted to inanimate objects!

I gave up humans and married my guitar soo i guess im an objectum sexual.

objectum sexual by beretta682kid March 12, 2009

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Objectum Sexuality

the term given to people who fall in love with with objects. as in fences, amusment park rides, and even buildings. and they have sex with them

Sally has an objectum sexuality. She's in love with the stairs in the church.

Objectum Sexuality by vndasfklj;klwuer January 1, 2010

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objectum pansexual

liking all genders and objects, aka the only valid pansexual label

oh are you objectum and like all genders? you seem to be objectum pansexual

objectum pansexual by haha bisexuals go burr June 10, 2020

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Objectumsexual

according to hafsah law listed #739, objectumsexual is a sexuality based on the love of inanimate objects with nothing living within.

oh my god Rafe is SO objectumsexual I can’t STAND IT

Objectumsexual by warrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 6, 2021

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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