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Oatmeal Cookie

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The act of ingesting scat with a spoon while pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner.
I had the house all to myself last night, so I had the best oatmeal cookie of my life!
Oatmeal Cookie by BuddhaDave April 26, 2006

Warm Oatmeal Cookie 

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The fond, pleasurable memories of your grandmother while engaging in sexual intercourse.
After several minutes of lackluster sex, the Warm Oatmeal Cookie flashed in Jonnie's mind.

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie 

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An extremely large areola on a plus sized girl that resembles an oatmeal raisin cookie, may also make u want to yell "Whoop Areola!!!"
What did her nipples look like???
Bout the size of an oatmeal raisin cookie.
Oatmeal Raisin Cookie by JFreshReed February 6, 2010

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie 

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Exactly what it sounds like. Nothing sexual about it, you fucking retards. Tastes pretty great even if it doesn't sound that good, trust me on this.
I just had a tasty oatmeal raisin cookie from my cookie jar, it tasted great!

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie 

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Someone that you think likes you a lot, but they end up being a total blowoff.
Yeah, Jake was a major Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. He just all of a sudden stopped hanging out with me.
Oatmeal Raisin Cookie by skies September 2, 2009

oatmeal raisin cookie 

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it was a prank made for king henry VIII
oatmeal raisin cookies are ass
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