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Oatmeal Cookie

The act of ingesting scat with a spoon while pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner.
I had the house all to myself last night, so I had the best oatmeal cookie of my life!
Oatmeal Cookie by BuddhaDave April 26, 2006

Warm Oatmeal Cookie 

The fond, pleasurable memories of your grandmother while engaging in sexual intercourse.
After several minutes of lackluster sex, the Warm Oatmeal Cookie flashed in Jonnie's mind.

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie 

An extremely large areola on a plus sized girl that resembles an oatmeal raisin cookie, may also make u want to yell "Whoop Areola!!!"
What did her nipples look like???
Bout the size of an oatmeal raisin cookie.

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie 

Exactly what it sounds like. Nothing sexual about it, you fucking retards. Tastes pretty great even if it doesn't sound that good, trust me on this.
I just had a tasty oatmeal raisin cookie from my cookie jar, it tasted great!

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie 

Someone that you think likes you a lot, but they end up being a total blowoff.
Yeah, Jake was a major Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. He just all of a sudden stopped hanging out with me.
Oatmeal Raisin Cookie by skies September 2, 2009