whiskey walrus

That creepy, pedophilic uncle that reeks of stale, cheap bourbon.
Stella's whiskey walrus kept looking at her funny during the wedding.
by Wasthatabear March 03, 2017
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Warm Oatmeal Cookie

The fond, pleasurable memories of your grandmother while engaging in sexual intercourse.
After several minutes of lackluster sex, the Warm Oatmeal Cookie flashed in Jonnie's mind.
by Wasthatabear March 18, 2017
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