Definitions by Wasthatabear

Warm Oatmeal Cookie 

The fond, pleasurable memories of your grandmother while engaging in sexual intercourse.

After several minutes of lackluster sex, the Warm Oatmeal Cookie flashed in Jonnie's mind.

Warm Oatmeal Cookie by Wasthatabear March 18, 2017

whiskey walrus

That creepy, pedophilic uncle that reeks of stale, cheap bourbon.

Stella's whiskey walrus kept looking at her funny during the wedding.

whiskey walrus by Wasthatabear March 3, 2017