Skip to main content

Old Spice Portobello 

When you grease up your ballsack with deodorant and smack it on someones car. Deodorant is best used for the greasy sack stamp thats left behind.
“Man that guy pissed me off”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”
Old Spice Portobello by W33DMAN420 January 21, 2019
Its when you take what tobacco is left out of discarded "Newport" cigarette butts, roll them into a zigzag-add a used Newport filter....well-ahh you have yourself an OldPort! Courtesy of Jason
Whats that ya got there a NewPort?
Nah, its an OldPort, why you wanna drag??
Ahh yea, no, I think I'll pass....
OldPort by Jayare a.k.a. goo1z November 22, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008