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Its when you take what tobacco is left out of discarded "Newport" cigarette butts, roll them into a zigzag-add a used Newport filter....well-ahh you have yourself an OldPort! Courtesy of Jason
Whats that ya got there a NewPort?
Nah, its an OldPort, why you wanna drag??
Ahh yea, no, I think I'll pass....
OldPort by Jayare a.k.a. goo1z November 22, 2011
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oldsport 

“Oldsport” is a term used when Gatsby called Nick in the novel “The Great Gatsby”. It basically means “hey pal” or “dear friend”.
Iris, “Hey, Oldsport! What you up to?”
Ellie, “Not much, bitch!”
oldsport by Oldsportforever April 26, 2020

oLD Port 

small cigars (colts) with a sweet tip..the flavor is rum wine ..
MaN i HaD A SweeT oLD Port ThA OthA DaY
oLD Port by The Reefer Man April 27, 2005

Oddport Academy 

Oddport Academy is a Webtoon/Webcomic written and illustrated by David R. Otherwise known as Degnut, it's first chapter and episode was released May 19 2019, It's most recent Chapter and Episode was released at April 7 2023, The Comic is about a Protagonist with an unknown first name and presumably of Male sex ending up in a titulary boarding school full of humanoid creatures, including regular people
Matt: "Dude, you've gotta read the Oddport Academy Comic, It's hilarious!"
Wilson: "Really? I've gotta read it then!"
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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