nutspread

nutspread is what come outta yo dick and makes babys and shit.

hey man, last night ole girl was sucking my dick and i soaked her bitchface with my fruitful ass nutspread NIGGA!

by blingyFACE September 24, 2006

nutstradamus

The post-nut clarity that provides a window into the future, more specifically your personal fortune.

I nutted and then immediately became nutstradamus. Only then did I know I’d be alright.

by Francis69 June 22, 2021

Nut spread

Something you put on bread with chili

I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off

by Cannabilistic chicken April 12, 2024

Nut spread

Something you put on bread with jelly

I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off

by Cannabilistic chicken April 12, 2024

Cranberry Nutbread

When a girl with a yeast infection is also on her period.

Lisa is a mess right now dude…she be baking cranberry nutbread in them panties!

by Whosthematter? June 3, 2022