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(nût-hõg); n

A fat bitch who won't get off your nuts.
Dammit, I can't get this nuthog off my dick!
Nuthog by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009
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Often another name for a jerk named Nathan. Often very rude and nosey and can't mind their own business.
That guy is such a Nathong, he is always bothering everyone else about their problems.
nathong by Larry Bloop November 6, 2017

nutmonger 

the seller of nuts.
"That nutmonger over thre is selling nuts."
nutmonger by An evil man July 28, 2003
chick who will hang on every guys nuts so she’ll be the raddest chick and their best girl friend. A nut hanger will mold themselves into anyone, because they lack the confidence to be themselves. They also lack any real friendships with girls (which is sad). The nut hanger also lacks the knowledge that guys will always stick with guys, no matter how much you are “like a dude”….leaving you out constantly. The nut hanger will then bitch, whine, and moan because they’re not always invited--which will then lead to an eventual loss of “friendship”-- where the nut hanger will then move onto the next group of dudes.
If a chick asks dudes if she's their number one girl friend she's a nuthanger.
nuthanger by truefriend723 January 12, 2010
nothing, but it's typed incorrectly
"what's going on"
"nothong really"
"that's not a real word dude"
nothong by xerk July 14, 2018

nutmonger 

An randomized insult. Along the lines of 'faggot' and 'homo', it implies that the person has a liking for nuts.
"You fucking nutmonger! Put down my weed!"
nutmonger by Ripraptor December 28, 2005
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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