nutcycle

Frozen testicle(s).

It's so cold outside I nearly lost my nutcycles!

It's so cold outside I nearly lost my nutcycles!

by Willy Snakespeare February 4, 2015

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Nutcicles

The impact that very cold weather or a rapid decrease in temperature might have on ones testicles

I stepped outside into the street... it was so cold i got nutcicles

by day June 18, 2006

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The cycle of increasing power in the Nut hierarchy. There are 4 main layers, those being Nutman, Nut Lord, Nut Master, and the almighty Nut God. To become Nutman, one must complete one No Nut November successfully, which only grants the title of Nutman. Nut lord requires a 3 years of victorious Novembers, which allows for the spell "Fat Nut", which triples the amount of nut you produce (one day cooldown). Nut Master requires 5 consecutive Novembers, however it allows for the choice of twin-spelling your nut, or Nut-eye, which brings your aim to a molecular level. Nut God is unexplored so far, as none have attempted to achieve it (until now). One must win 20 Novembers in a row, and they become a waterbender of nut, as well as an undiscovered power. There also exists the trial of Blue, which can bring a lowly Nutman up to Nut-Godhood, which entails giving yourself blue balls every day of November.

Leroy: Have you heard that Timothy is attempting the jump across the nut cycle?
Horton: No way! I'd he doing the trial of Blue?
Leroy: yep, soon we'll all discover the prizes of the rank of Nut God!

by Timothy, Nut-Lord November 20, 2019

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