nut sweat

The product rubbed on a sleepomg someone's face after a practical joke that involves placing your hand on your testicles for an extended period of time.

"Wake up and smell the nut sweat."

by Your New Friend June 18, 2003

Nut seat slam

When you are seating on the toilet with your nuts hanging over and go to stand up but your nuts cling to the seat and then drop it about half way up...causing it to slam.

(Seat slamming down)
Oops, looks like Charlie got himself a nut seat slam again.

by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao April 26, 2020

Sweaty Nut Funk

An odor that originates from a sweaty, usually unwashed, scrotum. The odor can range from peculiar, neither smelling good nor bad, to down-right awful. An awful sweaty nut funk smell is a good indication of the early signs of jock itch. The causes of sweaty nut funk range from physical activity, to nothing more than a long, hot car ride. Sweaty nut funk can often be treated with a warm shower, in which the scrotum is cleaned vigorously. If sweaty nut funk persists, contact medical help immediately.

After hours of riding in the car, Steve found humor in forcing Justin to smell his sweaty nut funk.

by Stevolio August 28, 2006

big fat sweaty NUT

When a person bust a MASSIVE NUT ALL OVER A FUCKING JEW, and or NIGGER and cum runs down there throat

Hey want take my big fat sweaty NUT
Elias want to go have my penis bust a big fat sweaty NUT down your throat, and or dog

by big fat sweaty NUT May 7, 2018