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What somebody is when they just sit around and play video games all day and all night long. They could have a girl rubbing up on them and horny, and he still doesn't care and know what to do. They are usually fat and have a greasy beard and long fucked up oily hair!

Ryan is such a nut pouch he will be a virgin for life.

nut pouch by Masterofdisguise37 March 17, 2016

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nut pouch

A sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.

Me: Ryan W is such a nut pouch he sits with his dick in his hand all day long.....except it's a tiny little penis, no bigger than a girls nipple.

My boy: Boy Ryan really is a dickless nut pouch!

nut pouch by Masterofdisguise37 March 5, 2016

Related Words

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Nut Pouch

A girl that a man only uses to have intercourse with and ejaculate in.

Sally? I stayed with her last weekend. She’s just a nut pouch.

Nut Pouch by Mrtreebeard October 27, 2017

Nut Pouch

Another name for the thing below your penis

damn nigga my nut pouch is bleeding did you bite it?

Nut Pouch by TacoFN March 29, 2020

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026