Masterofdisguise37's definitions

nut pouch

What somebody is when they just sit around and play video games all day and all night long. They could have a girl rubbing up on them and horny, and he still doesn't care and know what to do. They are usually fat and have a greasy beard and long fucked up oily hair!

Ryan is such a nut pouch he will be a virgin for life.

by Masterofdisguise37 March 17, 2016

nut pouch

A sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.

Me: Ryan W is such a nut pouch he sits with his dick in his hand all day long.....except it's a tiny little penis, no bigger than a girls nipple.

My boy: Boy Ryan really is a dickless nut pouch!

by Masterofdisguise37 March 5, 2016