nut pouch

What somebody is when they just sit around and play video games all day and all night long. They could have a girl rubbing up on them and horny, and he still doesn't care and know what to do. They are usually fat and have a greasy beard and long fucked up oily hair!

Ryan is such a nut pouch he will be a virgin for life.

by Masterofdisguise37 December 9, 2015

nut pouch

A sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.

Me: Ryan W is such a nut pouch he sits with his dick in his hand all day long.....except it's a tiny little penis, no bigger than a girls nipple.

My boy: Boy Ryan really is a dickless nut pouch!

by Masterofdisguise37 November 30, 2015

Nut Pouch

A girl that a man only uses to have intercourse with and ejaculate in.

Sally? I stayed with her last weekend. She’s just a nut pouch.

by Mrtreebeard October 27, 2017

Nut Pouch

Another name for the thing below your penis

damn nigga my nut pouch is bleeding did you bite it?

by TacoFN March 30, 2020