Nuns Cunt

Used to describe an extremely dry thing.

Make us a cup of tea, my Throat’s as dry as a nuns cunt

by Bernardette February 22, 2006

Nuns Cunt

Descriptive of someone who is extremely unwilling to spend money i.e is 'tight'.

Stephen always purchased cubic zirconia for girls as he was tight as a nuns cunt.

by donkeyboyd April 18, 2006

Nuns cunt

Used to describe lag on PlayStation

Random person = laggy as a nuns cunt

by Willy Ryder February 10, 2021

Tighter than a Nuns cunt

Something that is extremely tight. Usually referring to nuts and bolts on a car.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.

Those bolts are Tighter than a Nuns cunt.

by Paul Loose November 15, 2007

dry as a nuns cunt

dry pussy

laura is dry as a nuns cunt

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

as dry as a nun's cunt

An expression of anything that is VERY dry.

That sandwich was as dry as a nun's cunt.

by P V 2 March 24, 2018

Blunt as a Nun's Cunt

Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.

1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."

2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"

1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."

2: "Touché."

by MoshOrDamage July 25, 2009