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Numba One Stunna

1. A person (Baby, Brian, B., Bubble) who "hits the club every night drunk drinking that crissy." One who puts dubs on their cars. One with "diamonds in their fucking teeth." "One who be hitting they daughters and likes to get their dick sucked fast and play with rookies." "They also like to fuck these bitches in the ass while their homie beats up the pussy." And they also buy platinum football fields.

2. Wah wa wah wah
Ah shit bitch, it be that Numba One Stunna, he's all platinum and shit and hittin' our bitches.

numba one stunna

A man that takes a woman's breath away, effectively leaving her stunned in his presence. There can only be one in a lifetime (hence, the #1.) Some women may never find thier numba one stunna, but the ones that do find him...do not want to let him go.
Adrienne: "Joy, I saw his picture after all these years and I ain't playin...the air got sucked right outta my lungs! I for real think my heart stopped when I saw him."

Joy: "Are you still in love with him after all these years?"

Adrienne: "Girl please. What do you think? He's my numba one stunna!"
numba one stunna by rikikita October 12, 2008

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026