numb dumb 

When you're so numbed by school, work, stress and other life-related difficulties that it's made you a sloth-like shell of your former, quick-witted self.

"Man, I'm so stressed out from school, it's making me numb dumb."

numb dumb by Ms. Qberta 2 February 18, 2009

Numb Dumb 

Lack of feeling to dumbness and feeling stupid for expecting better.

I am numb dumb to Jolie's inability to send a complete mailing address.

Numb Dumb by rzzldzzl August 29, 2023

Dumb numb gums 

The euphoric feeling you get when you rub leftover cocaine crumbs on your gums, AKA numb gums. Your gums will go numb shortly after providing you with a feeling that’s nearly indescribable.

One night when leaving one afters to go to the afters afters, the Uber arrives swiftly. When you have to rush to clean off your ID to make sure you don’t waste, you swipe your finger across the card. Not realizing how much was actually left on card but also having no other choice, you swipe the morsels of blow across your gums. You’ve experienced numb gums before, but buckle up! THIS IS NEXT LEVEL! You now have the DUMB numb gums! Having no feeling is the best feeling.

Got cocaine crumbs?

Turn those crumbs into dumb numb gums!

Dumb numb gums by DFCW July 3, 2023