nudez

Immediate, automatic response towards the mentioning of members of the female sex with the objective being to obtain nude pictures of said female(s). Often used in the interrogative (question) form.

Jim - "Yeah, I was in the mall forever waiting for my mom to try on her stupid bikinis for her trip to the beach." John - "Nudez bro?" Jim - "DUDE WTF"

by !Ylfcm October 9, 2009

Nudez or it didn't happen.

When someone doesn't believe that you "got some" they say this phrase. Meaning, if there are no nudy shots, nothing happened.

John: Yeah, man, I totally got laid last night.
Henry: Yeah right dude. Nudez or it didn't happen.

by That's what I thought, Mika. June 23, 2009

token nude

In a small group, a person who can get naked without it being awkward or sexual.

Person 1: Did Colleen just strip out of her bathing suit in the middle of the living room on her way to the shower?

Person 2: Yeah, no biggie, she’s the token nude.

by Kherj December 24, 2020

Ninja Nude

The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.

James tried to take a Ninja Nude during the lecture for his girl and got his stupid ass caught!

by UrbanDict is life July 13, 2016

Nudery

Zapp Brannigan's term denoting nakedness.

Take no note of my nudery!

by letithappen88 August 25, 2015

Hey Dude, I saw you nude

age-old bit of classic school boy doggerel sung to the tune of The Beatles 'Hey Jude'.

Hey Dude, I saw you nude
don't try and fake it,
I saw you naked.
The moment that you went out streaking,
I was at my window -
mmmmm-hmmmm
- peeking.

by Virgin Suicides October 6, 2017

nude snacks

Nude snacks are when you send snacks under the bathroom door and the other person eats them when they are nude - Matthew 2019

bruh i just sent nude snacks under the door to Noah - Matthew 2019

by matthewisntsexy October 25, 2019