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Immediate, automatic response towards the mentioning of members of the female sex with the objective being to obtain nude pictures of said female(s). Often used in the interrogative (question) form.
Jim - "Yeah, I was in the mall forever waiting for my mom to try on her stupid bikinis for her trip to the beach." John - "Nudez bro?" Jim - "DUDE WTF"
nudez by !Ylfcm October 9, 2009
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Nudez or it didn't happen. 

When someone doesn't believe that you "got some" they say this phrase. Meaning, if there are no nudy shots, nothing happened.
John: Yeah, man, I totally got laid last night.
Henry: Yeah right dude. Nudez or it didn't happen.

token nude 

In a small group, a person who can get naked without it being awkward or sexual.
Person 1: Did Colleen just strip out of her bathing suit in the middle of the living room on her way to the shower?

Person 2: Yeah, no biggie, she’s the token nude.
token nude by Kherj December 24, 2020

Ninja Nude 

The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.
James tried to take a Ninja Nude during the lecture for his girl and got his stupid ass caught!
Ninja Nude by UrbanDict is life July 13, 2016
Take no note of my nudery!
Nudery by letithappen88 August 25, 2015

Hey Dude, I saw you nude 

age-old bit of classic school boy doggerel sung to the tune of The Beatles 'Hey Jude'.
Hey Dude, I saw you nude
don't try and fake it,
I saw you naked.
The moment that you went out streaking,
I was at my window -
mmmmm-hmmmm
- peeking.

nude snacks

Nude snacks are when you send snacks under the bathroom door and the other person eats them when they are nude - Matthew 2019
bruh i just sent nude snacks under the door to Noah - Matthew 2019
nude snacks by matthewisntsexy October 25, 2019
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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