Definitions by Jobe

leathercake 

A man in leather asslesschaps and a leather vest, typically seen sporting mutton chops for facial hair.

God, he’s a real leathercake isn’t he?

leathercake by Jobe March 9, 2025

leathercake 

A big man with mutton chops, leather vest and assless leather chaps. Typically of the gay community.

I hope I get to be his leathercake some day

leathercake by Jobe March 9, 2025

hoffa

Hot Only From Far Away

lets go check this girl out...whoa keep walking dude, HOFFA!

hoffa by jobe September 21, 2005

crunktivity 

a game involving getting drunk or "crunk"

lets get the crunktivity started!

crunktivity by jobe September 21, 2005

nuclear war 

when a ranged class "E" Missle with nuklear composites are launched our dropped over any populated Areas.

did you hear? the US launched a nuklear attack against japan's Hiroshima and Nagasaki for the Pearl harbor attacks!

nuclear war by Jobe October 10, 2003

software engineering 

Boring shite that takes to long to do. and usually does nobody any good.

Have you seen the new windows?

Yeah. its total shite. like i expected it to be. mmmm smells like WinME to me

software engineering by Jobe October 10, 2003

gigli 

The Most Horrible Movie in the History of Movie Making History.

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have proven to be retards and very bad actors with the movie Gigli.

Gigli has caused the whole theater audience to go on a strike to get back their movie money paid for Gigli.

gigli by Jobe August 7, 2003