nuckin futts 

the pg version of fuckin nutts, appropriate for all ages to use to describe other nouns and events.

Tommy is nuckin futts, hes about to punch joe.

nuckin futts by Jordan I. Coates August 27, 2016

Nukkin Futts 

A clean and appropriate version of the phrase, "Fucking Nuts"

Boy 1: Why aren't you speaking to mandy?
Boy 2: are you kidding me? She's nukkin futts! She too crazy!

Nukkin Futts by Falcongrl89 January 1, 2012

nuckin futs

Someone that is very dingy and oblivious to their surroundings.

Is everyone here Nuckin Futs or is it just me?!?!?

nuckin futs by Patchouli October 26, 2007

nucking futs 

an improvement on an already sweet phrase. Makes it more entertaining to say.

Man that guy that got hit in the head with a baseball bat was nucking futs.

nucking futs by Chris Arsena September 4, 2003

nucking futs 

Slightly less vulgar term for "fucking nuts."

You're nucking futs if you say that to a cop!

nucking futs by Beef Brady February 3, 2003

nucking futs 

An anagram of fucking nuts first used in the movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star".

50 million people used to watch him on TV. Now he washes their cars. -- That's nucking futs!

nucking futs by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

nucking futs 

A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.

No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.

nucking futs by Chris Manley April 18, 2016