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nuckin futz 

fuckin nutz, mixed up.
means -- going crazy.
I got high yesterday and when my parents found out, they went nuckin futz

nuckin futts 

the pg version of fuckin nutts, appropriate for all ages to use to describe other nouns and events.
Tommy is nuckin futts, hes about to punch joe.
nuckin futts by Jordan I. Coates August 27, 2016

nuckin futs

Someone that is very dingy and oblivious to their surroundings.
Is everyone here Nuckin Futs or is it just me?!?!?
nuckin futs by Patchouli October 26, 2007

Nuckin' Figger 

A common slur used by overly dyslexic racists, where the "F" for "fuckin'" and the "N" for... well, y'know what it is, are both swapped.
"Sorry I'm late, some nuckin' figger cut me off on the freeway".
Nuckin' Figger by A.O.B.L. February 26, 2024

fizz nuckin 

to burp in one's asshole and have them fart it back in your face.
honey i got to burp can we fizz nuck real quick?

honey sex hasnt been the same how bout you eat a burrito before bed so we can fizz nuck all night

dude i got the worst taste in my mouth, my girl and i were fizz nuckin last night
fizz nuckin by nacho & diego May 12, 2009

pit-nicking

To steal one small, not very valuable (in terms of money) thing out of a whole bunch of the things in a very 'sneaky'(ish) way, and then do it again and again from different bunches of things that belong to different people or groups because they won't notice if one of the things is gone and it won't really impact them in any way. Like going on a walk and stealing one flower from each yard to make a bouquet instead of stealing a bunch of flowers form one yard because no one will notice if one flower is gone and it makes you feel mischievous and sneaky in a delightful kind of way. (created and thought up by Aurora Aksnes (AURORA); found in a triple j interview)
"I went pit-nicking for a bouquet of flowers." "I pit-nicked some candy from the pantry while I was at my best friend's house."

"I've enjoyed a bit of pit-nicking in my life. I love stealing flowers from other people's gardens." - Aurora Aksnes
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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