nucalming

A new all natural way to chill, relax, destress or meditate. Old calm are drugs and alcohol.

Don't bother me right now as I am nucalming.

nucalming by NuCalm December 14, 2016

Napalming the Jungle 

A term first coined by the Oatmeal, Napalming the Jungle occurs when somebody puts large amounts of Sriracha Rooster Sauce on food so that others will not consume, or whenever somebody puts it on Crappy Asian Food.

Girl: "Hey, your Pai Thai looks really tasty. I guess I should have ordered more than saltine crackers and ice water, huh? Tee-Hee! Mind if I have a bite?"

Guy: "Of course not! Go right ahea-WOOPS!"

*Squirting sound of Sriracha sauce on food, the action of Napalming the Jungle*

Napalming the Jungle by PHENN November 12, 2012

napalming Vietnam 

v. When one has violent diarrhea that burns.

JR: Oh man, what is that smell?

Mark: Unggh... I just got done napalming Vietnam, dude.

napalming Vietnam by ispeakmetal November 4, 2006

Napalming 

The act of farting on someone/something.

Like a cropdust, except it's localized to one's shoulder etc.

Napalming on your laptop proved to be a great time!

Napalming by NNT December 15, 2008

Napalming 

Napalming (verb): The art of incinerating trust and goodwill with explosive hypocrisy, typically by self-absorbed business leaders. It’s when they shower teams with praise for growth and hard work, only to turn around and make decisions so out of touch they leave everyone burned—like firing the person responsible for success just to cram people into offices the size of shoeboxes.

At the company kickoff, the CEO went on about how ‘growth is a testament to our amazing team.’ Then they fired the engineering team lead who helped build the product that grew by 40%, all because they wanted to cram everyone into offices smaller than most people’s living rooms. Classic Napalming.

Napalming by The Big Tasty January 12, 2025