Novotny

Novotny, a cool laid back person who always says what everyone is thinking and hurts nobody’s feelings while doing it, doesn’t really care about anything most of the time is nonchalant about most things

Broo... did you see Novotny today she’s sooo cool!!

by Sweet and surf art March 6, 2019

novotny

The ability to look in 3 or more directions at the same time, usually caused by alcohol overdose.

Oh look at him, he pulled the Novotny again

Is he drunk?

Yeah kinda pulled the Novotny.

You gotta headache?
Kinda... more of a hangover, novotnied too much last night.

by tuby January 20, 2020

novotny

When a teenage male preforms oral sex on a pre-teen female.

13 year old Jonas gave novotny to 12 year old Alexandra last night.

by NinjaXC69 April 19, 2011

Nick Novotny

Commonly synonymous with "Big-Dick Nick", a "Nick Novotny" is a midwestern patriot that discreetly carries a minimum 14 inch flacid penis in his cargo shorts with an American like pride.

You see Nick Novotny in the airport? TSA thought it was a pipe-bomb in his pants!

by Joe Beaver October 19, 2020