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Doing Nothing 

The act of what the name implies - doing absolute shit for no good reason at all other than to make yourself eventually feel fat, uneducated and unhealthy.
Despite this outcome, doing nothing can be the most productive form of what shouldn't be entertaining. Many men enjoy participating in the act of doing nothing, and the act of doing nothing in the best way can possibly be seen through this quote:

"“…What I like doing best is Nothing.” “How do you do Nothing?” asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time. “Well, it’s when people call out at you just as you’re going off to do it, ‘What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?’ and you say,”Oh, Nothing,” and then you go and do it.” “It means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” “Oh!” said Pooh." — A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh).

Christopher Milne assumably went and wanked non-stop after this, as he was initially talking to Pooh about doing nothing. Wanking, or masturbation is prevalent within the men's form of doing nothing, and can often lead to soreness of the testicles or penis.
Sam's Friend: "Hey Sam, did you study for Geography last night?"
Sam: "Nah... I just spent the entire day doing nothing."
Sam's Friend: "Oh... what did you do?"
Sam: "Wanked my brains out, whilst p00nInG n00b$ on COD and spent loads of time uploading the definition of "Doing Nothing" while trying to make it sound funny."
Sam's Friend thinks: "Fuck me, he is a loser. Damn that pimply-faced son of a bitch with too much spare time on his hands which he wastes copiously."
Doing Nothing by angry piece of shit September 30, 2009

doing nothing wrong

being a complete fucking asshole to someone who doesn’t need it
boy: i was doing nothing wrong though
friend: that’s why she broke up with you
doing nothing wrong by ratwhores October 25, 2019

doing nothing 

Matt: So Greg, what are you doing today?
Greg: Oh, i'm doing nothing much really.
Matt So, in other words you are going to masturbate vigorously all day.
Greg: ...yes.
doing nothing by Justin Till October 1, 2009

Doing nothing 

When you're not doing anything, but that's your plan. (You don't want to and are not going to do anything, because you don't want to.)
1: What're you doing this weekend?
2: Oh, I'm doing nothing
1: So you're free? Gre-!
2: No, no you don't fucking understand. I'm. Doing. Nothing.
Doing nothing by LemonCar [oof] March 23, 2020

busy day doing nothing 

industrial usage of leisure time, doing nothing with vigor!
extreme laziness!!

doing nothing that will improve ones' lot in any way, financially or strategically.
usually, i would have to rush off to "prepare for battle" (get ready for work) -now i'm going to have a busy day doing nothing!!

Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing

A meme started years ago from Mario Party gameplays where the player would choose Luigi for certain minigames and stay afk. In most cases, the chosen minigames are luck based or an '1-vs-3' minigame where Luigi's team wins.

Said meme became quite popular with the time, and now there are like thousands of those 'Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing' videos on YouTube. Most are quite amusing to watch, I suggest giving them a try.
Mario: A B A A L R A A R R L B B A L A B-
Mario loses. Mamma mia!

Luigi:

...

Aaaaand Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.
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