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not-house

Any living space that is not a house or in a house.
Dude he is retarded he got locked out of his not-house.
by Nolan Ryan December 29, 2007
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Not my house

A game played at any party where the goal is to destroy the home without the people of the home knowing, usually followed up with yelling not my house after you break something.
guy 1: "dude this rage is lame wanna play not my house?"

guy 2: " im two step ahead of you, i put cat litter in the back of thier toilet."

guy 3: "dude me too, i pissed in their box of cheerios."
by turbo wurbo April 3, 2010
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Not My House

A game you can play at a party at someone else's where following every thing bellonging to that person you say "Not in my house."
1. "SMASH...'Not My House!"
2. The other day there was a kickback at sarah's house so I played a little game of Not In My House
by The 4th Horseman August 8, 2008
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Not in THIS house

"Not in THIS house" is a phrase used to let someone know that whatever they're doing/saying is highly inappropriate. Often used in a joking manner.
Tommy is saying goodnight to his girlfriend at his parents house. An act which his parents mistake for him having sex. His mom pulls him aside and yells "Not in THIS house!"

John: "Dude your sister is so hot!"
Jack: "Not in THIS house!"
by jdizzledinmypants January 17, 2009
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Not in my house

In basketball when a shot is rejected, a commentator or the player himself will say 'not in my house'.
Dude, after Mutombo blocked that shot he waved his finger and said 'not in my house!'.
by SirMozman January 23, 2008
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A House Is Not A Motel

A great song by the very underrated Psychedelic Folk band Love
At my house Ive got no shackles
You can come and look if you want to
In the halls youll see the mantles
Where the light shines dim all around you
And the streets are paved with gold and if
Someone asks you, you can call my name

-Love (A house is not a motel)
by AAO November 9, 2007
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Not in my house

When you are triumphant over a friend or foe. And continue to win, this one collection of quotes from NBA player, Dikembe Mutombo's Geico commercial will be the ultimate taunt. Simply say

"Not in my house"

"Not today ho ho ho"

"No no no"

And wag your index finger whilst shaking your head. Now watch your enemies crumble before you or stare in disbelief at what just occured.
Child: *Attempts to throw cereal box into shopping cart*

Dikembe Mutombo: *Swats the box out of the air* Not in my house

*Flees the scene*
by Datassafras November 18, 2019
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