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not today turd
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Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to
someone
I wanna
hear this on
the streets
.
"
You know what
,
not today
turd
!"
by
That_one_weabo
May 27, 2018
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not today you turd
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A saying
you say
to
someone
you
really really
hate.
"
Not today
you
turd
,
lol
."
by
That_one_weabo
May 24, 2018
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