not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.
"You know what, not today turd!"
by That_one_weabo April 18, 2018
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Kill Bill

The act of fucking someone who is or is pretending to be in a coma
"honey, I'm tired can you just kill Bill me tonight?"
by That_one_weabo July 24, 2022
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not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.
"Not today you turd, lol."
by That_one_weabo April 09, 2018
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Toast Potato

Someone who identifies with a piece of toast and doesnt want to be a couch potato. (My girlfriend)
"Baby you're such a toast potato."
by That_one_weabo February 19, 2021
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