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A fascist, homophobic, misogynist, prejudiced, racist, and pro-torture candidate who’s running for the president in Brazil. Person you should never vote for. Also known as "the coiso", “Brazilian Trump”.

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You can vote for everyone else, but not him.

not him by Nem fodendo!! September 24, 2018

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You're not him

You're are not him: is someone who isn't that guy and will never be that guy, Nathan is that guy, you are not.

You're not him, you're not that guy, only Nathan is that guy.

You're not him by Mrimthatguy April 10, 2022

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We Do Not Him To Be Unisex We

We Do Not Him To Be Unisex We by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025

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kiss him not me

A manga that recently became an anime. A definition of it? This is so perfect and will never happen to your lives, fujoshis.

I read "Kiss him not me" last month and now I'm crying in a pile of yaoi merchandise.

kiss him not me by Thatbakayoulove May 22, 2017

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Real him not sheé im

Real him not sheé im by hôw6💠📹❄️🔝🧟⚕️🧟🔝❄️📽️💠6hö April 21, 2021

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run off and leave him NOT holding the bag

To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!

In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!

run off and leave him NOT holding the bag by QuacksO January 18, 2025

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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Forgets Everything That Does Not Pertain To Him

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Forgets Everything That Does Not Pertain To Him by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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