Skip to main content

Not Give a Crap 

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
Not Give a Crap mug front
Get the Not Give a Crap mug.
See more merch