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Cats, not dogs; dogs, not cats.

humorous variation of the idiom "raining cats and dogs", based on a simple fight between opposites in the sky where the ones falling are the ones who lost.
Look at that storm outside! The sky is chaotic right now, it's definitely cats, not dogs; dogs, not cats.

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Not All Dogs Go To Heaven

Insult toward a female, especially someone you dislike
Though all dogs go to heaven,
The non-canine bitches don’t
Get the same opportunities.
Not all dogs go to heaven.

Not All Dogs Go To Heaven

An episode of Family Guy. The 121st episode of Family. In this episode, the Griffins go to a Star Trek convention and Stewie is angry that he didn't get to ask the Star Trek cast his questions. He then obtains blue prints to ask the Star Trek his questions. When he spends the day with them, they complain about minor things and Stewie becomes greatly annoyed with this. Meanwhile, Meg catches the mumps and after watching a religion channel after bieng bedridden, she tries to convert everyone to Christianity. Brian claims that he is an atheist and Meg publicly humiliates him, making Brian an outcast. Brian eventually sees the light and realizes how important God is to him.
Joseph - "I just saw a new family guy episode on TV"
Joseph's dad - "What is it about?"
Joseph - "You'd love it. Its about Stewie hangin out with the Star Trek cast"
Joseph's dad - "Shit! Why the fuck would I miss it?"
Joseph - "The episode is Not all dogs go to heaven, cause Brians an athiest in that episode
Joseph's dad - "OK IM CONFUSED"
A brand of vegetarian hot dog alternative. Tastes surprisingly like a real hot dog. Kind of hard to find in stores though, which is a bummer.
Those NotDogs were frickin awesome, especially since I had them grilled!!
NotDogs by Bekah frm Boston September 8, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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