Stephen Colbert's Vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the Vasca Band. A belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can't order dessert.

Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.

Auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation by Anti-paradoxical May 18, 2011

Speak when you are Spoken to or not at all

A saying from an adult to a child usually when the child has interrupted the adult in the midst of their adult conversation with someone else.

I'm not talking to you therefore, hold your thoughts and speak when you are spoken to or not at all.

Speak when you are Spoken to or not at all by Diane1019 February 5, 2009

Balls deep or not at all

To go all in on something, or not even bother doing it at all.

- A phrase invented by Chris Shields back in 2018.. which is his own personal mantra realting to every task in life

"If we're doing this, we're doing it properly - Balls deep or not at all"

Balls deep or not at all by Chris Shields Online April 15, 2020

Know-it-not-at-all

Someone thinks they know something but are totally wrong. They will argue with you even when proven wrong.

The know-it-not-at-all girl argued that vaccines cause autism.

Know-it-not-at-all by Cheri Conners RN February 23, 2019

not bad at all

Showing someone that they have exceeded the person's expectations. (Of who is judging)

This soup is not bad, not bad at all i say jolly good sir!

not bad at all by GiaApollo April 25, 2017

the queen of being straight and not gay at all

Malkah is the definition of heterosexual

wow is she gay?
no she can’t be she is the queen of being straight and not gay at all

oh she is a malkah then!

the queen of being straight and not gay at all by odd sloth May 17, 2019

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026