nostradumbasses
"During an innocent game of Wii bowling, the opposing team kept behaving like utter nostradumbasses. Proclaiming they'd won before the last player went,"
nostradumbasses by ProgPrincess November 7, 2009
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Nostradumbass
1. Someone who makes foolish predictions of future events that are cleary unlikely to come true.
2. Someone who is unable to reasonably assess the direction of a given situation.
2. Someone who is unable to reasonably assess the direction of a given situation.
1. Gary: "I reckon England will win the world cup in 2006... it'll be great". Dave: "Nice prediction nostradumbass"
2. "You didn't see that one coming nostradumbass!"
2. "You didn't see that one coming nostradumbass!"
Nostradumbass by lukecleland November 7, 2004
Nostradumbass
Referring to Nostradamus who, in ancient times did much predicting of the future.
Nostradumbass would be someone who thinks they can predict the future, but is too much of a dumbass to get it right.
Nostradumbass would be someone who thinks they can predict the future, but is too much of a dumbass to get it right.
Nostradumbass by queenoftheknownuniverse October 15, 2003
Nostradumbass
1) The self proclaimed prophet ov sorts whom is most famously noted for predicting the supposed second coming ov Jesus to "the forgotten land ov Chicago when his vast collection ov pornography is exhausted by the great Deepthroat Lord Krakow's return to heaven to avenge Tom Hanks".
Nostradumbass by Incipitsathanas February 25, 2009
Nostradumbass
1.Someone who states the obvious.
2. An annoying know it all dumbass.
3. Windbag who thinks they have a vast knowledge, but really doesn't know much about anything, but has to state SOMETHING.
2. An annoying know it all dumbass.
3. Windbag who thinks they have a vast knowledge, but really doesn't know much about anything, but has to state SOMETHING.
"All man, it's raining out"
meanwhile you've both been standing in it for a full minute.
"no shit nostradumbass!"
meanwhile you've both been standing in it for a full minute.
"no shit nostradumbass!"
Nostradumbass by hapeelady June 18, 2009
nostradumbass
a friend that is notorious for making comments or predictions that are either extremely obvious or extremely ridiculous.
nostradumbass by the pose June 14, 2010
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