nosejerry

the act of licking the residue of a powdered substance, such as cocaine or ketamine, from another's nostril(s) in order to get high and/or erase the messy evidence

Ryan was pissed when all of his friends finished the coke before he arrived, so he used his oddly long tongue to nosejerry everyone to get at least a little buzzed.

nosejerry by poopooOU812 March 9, 2025

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Nosejerk

Chris Fehn's hawt way of jerking in public, using the nose of his mask.

Hannah: "OMG, Kaitlyn! Chris Fehn is doing the nosejerk!"
Kaitlyn: "OMG, Hannah! He's jerking that nose!"

Nosejerk by OmfgChrisFehnNoseJerk August 22, 2011

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Dick nose jerry

The center piece on the face that is so thick and large it resembles the gentle area on a skinny man, almost in a beak like way.

Woah! That guy lookes like dick nose jerry!

Translation: that guy has a big ass nose!

Dick nose jerry by Madele culkin June 9, 2021

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nozejerrie

the act of licking powdered narcotic residue left in or around another's nostril(s) after insufflation

Ryan was upset when he showed up late after we finished the baggie so he nozejerried everyone to get at least a little high.

nozejerrie by poopooOU812 April 12, 2025

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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