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Someone putting the tip of their nose to someone's asshole and it gets a little bit of shit on it. But the shit is an icing-like consistency, making a swirl of smooth shit on the tip of the nose.
Person 1: "Connie is OBSESSED with Pj."
Person 2: "Yeah, nose shit."
Nose shit by Matalie Goss December 12, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
Nose shit is a kid who like creating cutie pies in the toilet.
‘How did nose shit born?’
One day her mom,poop was walking around she suddenly sneezed and at that moment she wasn’t given birth.
‘I want a nose shit too!how can I get one?’
you need to be faithful for it.
‘Will nose shit die?’
No,cuz she’s the god of nose shits.

and you’re right,it’s me!!!
nose shit:hello.
cc:hello
Peppa:hello
Grandpa ying:oh my goodness!!!!it’s nose shit the goddess.
nose shit:bye.
Nose shit by nose poop January 6, 2023
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To laugh at something hard enough for your nose to shit (Boogers flying out)
I had a massive nose shit when I watched people fall on ice outside my window.
Nose Shit by Zenstar February 3, 2026
someone who shoves their nose up people's asses to get people to like them.

They can also pick up the scent of anyone's fart within a twenty mile radius.
"That's a nice suit sir". Look at that shit nose sucking up.

If it wasn't for my shit nose, I could enjoy my meals without smelling ass every second.
Shit Nose by Katherine January 13, 2004
During 69 eating a girl out may result in your nose being in her butthole area giving the male partner shit nose.
Party douche #1: “Ew, what’s that on Rick’s nose?”
Party douche#2: “I herd Rick and Noel we doing 69, Noel must have given him shit nose.”
Shit nose by Loyal follower of ron February 16, 2019

noseshit 

When a male or female incerts their nose into a bottom. This can hurt the female and leave the person entering with a brown nose due to the ficis that comes out of their ass.
"Oh man i got shit on my nose, thats a noseshit "
"Oh put your nose deeper i want to give you noseshit"
noseshit by Jamesweih December 21, 2007
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