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Norbering
The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.
Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.
Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.
Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"
Norbering by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013
Omey Nomey
Omey Nomey by Fallenangel23 March 28, 2015
Nomenblature
The act of mispronouncing words that sound very similar to the actual word.
The Bastardization of pronouncing words.
The Bastardization of pronouncing words.
" I heard that the Vietmamese are legalizing psilocybum shortly " .
" alumimum has a low tensile strength in the cold artic"
Man what is this dummy talking about ? He has no sense of nomenclature. The way he's speaking its nomenblature.
" alumimum has a low tensile strength in the cold artic"
Man what is this dummy talking about ? He has no sense of nomenclature. The way he's speaking its nomenblature.
Nomenblature by Tony parsnips March 10, 2020
Nomeggies
Nomeggies
It means no
On the streaming platform Twitch, people often replace the letter o with the emote "OMEGALUL"
For instance instead of saying "no" you can say "N OMEGALUL" pronounced no-mega-lul. Nomeggies is just a different way of saying "N OMEGALUL" without the emote. Popularised by the popular Twitch streamer Ludwig Ahgren.
It means no
On the streaming platform Twitch, people often replace the letter o with the emote "OMEGALUL"
For instance instead of saying "no" you can say "N OMEGALUL" pronounced no-mega-lul. Nomeggies is just a different way of saying "N OMEGALUL" without the emote. Popularised by the popular Twitch streamer Ludwig Ahgren.
noredink
Teacher- " ok, class, today all I want you to do is..."
class gets excited and hopes they can do basically nothing
Teacher- " go online and do your noredink. I have 3 new assignments for you!"
entire class has left the class
class gets excited and hopes they can do basically nothing
Teacher- " go online and do your noredink. I have 3 new assignments for you!"
entire class has left the class
noredink by Smart_bish May 13, 2019