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Noun; (nore-car)
A specific breed of humans with schizophrenic relationships. Usually the relationships are strictly imaginary and the person maintains both personalities of each involved. Norkars generally live healthy, happy lives, are organized, and cannot come to terms with the reality of their world.
I heard Suzy across the street is a norkar.
Dude, are you serious? I knew she didn't REALLY have a husband!
norkar by theblessedgypsy December 5, 2017
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Another word for a person who lives in and/or is from New York.
Thunder: shut up canadian
Salvo: fuck you norker
Norker by notThunder- July 13, 2023
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Being a fat, hairy World of Warcraft player of the Judaic persusasion who often screams nonsense then calms down. Usually a teenager.

This usually applies to people who look astonishgly like unshaven Charlie Brown, if Charlie Brown was full of rage.
"Stop being such a Norbarr and pay the waitress a 10% tip."

"Wow, I can't believe you're going to be a Norbarr and freak out just because she's late."

"This boss would go down if our raid leader wasn't Norbarr."
Norbarr by Valjean October 30, 2008
An exotic female with an emphasis on the "r" and spelled with a K, not a C. One who is very mysterious and unforgettable.

How many Norka's do you know? Ah, not many..

Those who hold the name range from usually hispanic, latin or european ethnicities. Quite mysterious creatures they are.
Random boy working at starbucks: "And your name please?"
Girl: "Norka"
Random boy working at starbucks: "wha.."
Girl: "Norrrrka"
Random boy working at starbucks: *Jizz
Girl: Winky face and then gets her coffee fo free

#exoticpeopleproblems
Norka by badgalsmartgal March 13, 2013
1) The word used to describe when there is a large amount of breasts in one area.

2) Massive breasts
Should have seen this birds norkage last night, I blurted all over them badboys!
norkage by The_fadge October 14, 2006
a beautiful girl with a nice ass. She is wanted by many guys but always has her eyes on one. She is always faithful. She has a cold heart but has a warm heart to those who she cares about.
Guy 1 : Damn she has a nice ass. what's her name ?

Guy 2: Normaris.
normaris by Latinamami990 August 31, 2017
The best girl a boy could even ask for.
She has no flaws and is the most beautiful girl in the world.
Extremely attractive, kind, caring, shy, loving, exquisite, strong, smart, understanding...

She is loved by everyone.
“Did you see Normari today she was looking fine.”
“Normari is so kind and helpful”
Normari by Zak_Lopez June 20, 2021
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