Norded

Leaving your social networking accounts (Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, etc.) logged in and having someone make unauthorized posts under your name.

Ben got norded and now everyone thinks that he likes Twilight.

by ***** Nord February 5, 2010

Norded

To be stoned out of your fucking mind. To take it to the next level. To get completely retarded. Named for Purdue University Offensive Coordinator Gary Nord's brother Brad, a teacher at a Louisville, KY high school.

I got an ounce of Sour D, and a gravity bong on the deck. Let's get fucking Norded!

by Csz Crack May 5, 2009

norded

A feeling of being lost, confused, or disoriented in relation to time, location, or direction experienced by people who usually have a strong sense of any or all three.

I woke up really late today and it's already 3pm. It feels like noon. I'm totally norded.

I arrived at an enormous airbnb without any windows or right angles. I was norded in no time.

I get norded in cities with diagonal street grids, but put me in the wide open without any signs of civilization and I can always point north.

by the6milliondollarman February 13, 2026

Norted

A word use by fans of the Kingdom Hearts Video game series to describe a character who has been possessed by one of the series' main villains, Xehanort. Its use spread after the trailer Square Enix released for Kingdom Hearts III on June 10th, 2018 at Microsoft's E3 convention. It depicted the character Aqua (A main protagonist in the game Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep)with yellow eyes, suggesting she was possessed by Xehanort.

Die hard Kingdom Hearts fan: Noooooo! I can't believe Aqua got norted!

by Prof. Leskinen June 16, 2018

Stay Noided

Noided, a persistent sense of paranoia, stay noided is a common usage meaning to stay in a constant "noided" state of mind so as to avoid detection when preforming illegal activities, usually used when two people are departing

Person 1: Hey man, I gotta go but I'll see you after 3rd period
Person 2: See ya, stay noided!

by emily :~) January 15, 2013

Norted

Kingdom Hearts fan terminology. A word used to describe what happens when a character has been possessed or influenced by the character Xehanort, causing them to develop yellow eyes and/or tanned skin and silver hair, just like Xehanort/Master Xehanort.

"I can't believe Terra was norted."

by Xzarias June 16, 2018

noredink

an ungodly form of torture

Teacher- " ok, class, today all I want you to do is..."
class gets excited and hopes they can do basically nothing
Teacher- " go online and do your noredink. I have 3 new assignments for you!"

entire class has left the class

by Smart_bish May 13, 2019