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nookie cookie 

This is the true version.
A group of guys sit around a cookie, (preferably large cookie) and they all jack off on the cookie. The last one to jizz on the cookie has to eat it.
Nookie Cookie is a good game for the premature ejaculators.
nookie cookie by Hiawatha October 25, 2006
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Nookie Cookie 

A Nookie Cookie is a Cookie, confection or other bread product that has been soaked, covered or saturated with semen. The purpose of the "Nookie Cookie" is that to challenge pledges to Fraternities during "Rush Week".
An obscure and ancient hazing practice that may or may not be used in fraternal organizational initiations.
Several, if not numberous fraternity members masturbated and ejaculated on to the "Nookie Cookie", which was later served to those that pledged to join their fraternity as to test their personal strength.
Nookie Cookie by Godzilla1985 September 17, 2005

fortune cookie nookie 

to have sex with an asian girl
Dude, I took this totally hot asian chick home last night and scored some fortune cookie nookie!

Cookie's Nookie 

The well manicured beaver of an older woman.
The Prince of Panola sure does enjoy cookie's nookie.
Cookie's Nookie by D_Dawg October 30, 2016
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