noodle boi

Yo, I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now that's a real education fuck books
If you wanna make it in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen

Aka a guy who eats his noodles and cooks in them too.

"I want me a noodle boi"
"Yo me too"

by Jarjarblubbles246 January 26, 2017

Noodle boi

This person is a simp for anything with noodles, especially mac n' cheese

Aw man my friend is such a Noodle boi, he practically lives off mac n' cheese

by Lorrie ·3· September 8, 2020

noodle boiler

Water. Often used in a society where soda and other sweetened beverages are consumed so infrequently that the original use of water becomes skewed.

azn people may use the variant "rice steamer".

Tom: Here man, drink some of this.

Dick: No way, asshat. There's no way I'm drinking noodle boiler.

by jkdeadite October 23, 2009

Boiled Noodle

It's what The Rock truly is.

The Rock? More like Boiled Noodle

by SvenTheSwedishGuy March 23, 2023

noodlebop

When your dancing to some tunes and your body loses bones.

I was dancing to the music when my body became a jelly fish and started noodlebopping.

by Casey and Jackie November 3, 2008

NoodleBomber

Means a DJ who has an extraordinary talent and skill.

"NoodleBomber makes the crowd shake every time he performs!"

by NoodleBomber October 27, 2018

noodlebib

to weave strings of spaghetti in attempt to create a piece of clothing, decoration, or simply just a knot of spaghetti.

Favio sat at the kitchen table attempting to noodlebib a scarf, but he was just not good enough of a noodlebibber.

by rko May 30, 2006