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Noochie is a word used by parents to call their children's behavior bitchy/shitty or the child themselves a bitch/shit without using an inappropriate word for a young child.

Noochie
1. Bitch/Shit name used by adults for young children to call out bad behavior or directed at the person.
2. Bad Attitude
5 year old Timmie is crying and throwing a tantrum in the store. Mother states, 'Timmie, quite being noochie, get over here right now'.
Noochie by KC6707 July 29, 2013

snoochie boochie noochie 

When one, i.e. Jay, wants to describe weed to non-stoners.
question: How do we relax?
answer: Snoochie boochie noochie!
Securing and taking home (stealing) food that doesn't belong to you.
Mush, that divia was noochin on the ice cream and left overs again. Putza.
Noochin by EMurphE5 January 20, 2018

snoochie boochie noochies 

Simply it is blunts

Seen in Jay and Silent Bob. One hand he holds a bag of weed, the other he holds a bag with blunts in
I bet you would be pretty nervous?

Well i've got the solution....Snoochie Boochie Noochies!

Nooching 

Sporting term: Poker.

The act of hiding a portion of your chips in a pocket while playing l Poker then going 'all in'. Then, after you lose, taking the concealed poker chips from the pocket and placing them on the table like nothing happened.
Paul: "Hey Pat, didn't Ben go 'all in' and lose just a minute ago?"

Pat: "Yeah he did but he's Nooching again."

Paul: "Goddamnit i hate it when he does that."
Nooching by Detective Scrote January 18, 2011
Noun-
1. A combination of a nook and niche
"Some say 'niche' or 'nook,' I call it a 'nooche.'"
nooche by DF- June 15, 2007
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