Noun/Adj. A noob so retarded that just calling him a noob is not enough. Same with calling him a retard. Therefore, the name noobitard was born and is only bestowed upon the mostretarded noobs.
John is a fuckin noobitard. He thought it would be fun to drive with his eyes closed. Needless to say, he ran a red light and smashed his truck into a police car.
Danny: Omg that dan kid sucks at everything. Hes never gonna get laid.
Jack: Yeah the only pussy he gets is when he strokes his cat.
Dan: HEY GUYSS
Danny: fuck off you noobivore
Some one who either fails or is really bad at masturbation.
Mostly used in online games while flameing some one.
In rare instances may be used in the real world to flame some one.
1. oh my god!!! you stole my spawn, you noobator!!!
2. ahhhh I am such a noobator, i ripped my scrotum.
Someone so noobish that the word "noob" is not adequate. Also appropriate to refer to such persons as: 'tron, noobface, nooblet, noobtard, and nooblius maximus.
Jeff: What the hell, did you see that 16-year-old a**-face just cut me off in his stupid little Toyota Yaris?
Mark: Fu*kin' noobitron.