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Noobitard 

Noun/Adj. A noob so retarded that just calling him a noob is not enough. Same with calling him a retard. Therefore, the name noobitard was born and is only bestowed upon the most retarded noobs.
John is a fuckin noobitard. He thought it would be fun to drive with his eyes closed. Needless to say, he ran a red light and smashed his truck into a police car.
Noobitard by LordNoobitard December 27, 2010
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Noobivore 

Someone who is a noob at everything and will never get laid.
Danny: Omg that dan kid sucks at everything. Hes never gonna get laid.
Jack: Yeah the only pussy he gets is when he strokes his cat.
Dan: HEY GUYSS
Danny: fuck off you noobivore
Noobivore by HungLikeAWhale69 January 5, 2009

Noobivore 

A gamer that figuratively "eats noobs for breakfast". An alternate description for a pro gamer that is not as egotistic.
O.o I don't want to play on that server. It's full of scary Noobivores. Can we go back to playing Viva Pinata plz.
Noobivore by HungryNoobivore January 4, 2010
Some one who either fails or is really bad at masturbation.
Mostly used in online games while flameing some one.
In rare instances may be used in the real world to flame some one.
1. oh my god!!! you stole my spawn, you noobator!!!
2. ahhhh I am such a noobator, i ripped my scrotum.
Noobator by f22ace248 January 14, 2008

Noobitron 

Someone so noobish that the word "noob" is not adequate. Also appropriate to refer to such persons as: 'tron, noobface, nooblet, noobtard, and nooblius maximus.
Jeff: What the hell, did you see that 16-year-old a**-face just cut me off in his stupid little Toyota Yaris?
Mark: Fu*kin' noobitron.
Noobitron by Scotty TJ December 4, 2010

noobitry 

anyone facing 90miLLA in D3, CoD, or BF games....is the noobitry act.

or

to be noob and pull noobish like shit. verb: that guy is using noobitry to get kills.
that n00b is such a n00b, his game is total noobitry
noobitry by 90milla December 27, 2010