noobiquitous 

One who is a noob everywhere, at all times.

Caleb, you're so noobiquitous. I can't take you anywhere. I love you so much.

noobiquitous by Chickenshiznit November 11, 2013

Boobiquitous Gaze 

A term for the effect created by certain people who give the impression that their eyes are following a pair of sweet boobs. When such a person is viewed from any angle, the subject's eyes still appear to be looking straight at the incredible and awesome boobs.

Note to self: Never take Johnny to the beach again, he keeps creeping girls out with his boobiquitous gaze.

Boobiquitous Gaze by Bill Jones, Sr. September 19, 2009

poobiquitous 

A word to describe when there is shit everywhere

Hepatits Joe: "Man, there is shit everywhere"
Metho Tom: "You could say it is poobiquitous, Hep Joe"
Hepatitis Joe: "Cool, it's poobiquitous. Lets get out of this shithole and grab some beers."

poobiquitous by Harry Dixon-Balls April 23, 2008