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noobiquitous by Chickenshiznit November 11, 2013
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Boobiquitous Gaze
A term for the effect created by certain people who give the impression that their eyes are following a pair of sweet boobs. When such a person is viewed from any angle, the subject's eyes still appear to be looking straight at the incredible and awesome boobs.
Note to self: Never take Johnny to the beach again, he keeps creeping girls out with his boobiquitous gaze.
Boobiquitous Gaze by Bill Jones, Sr. September 19, 2009
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poobiquitous
A word to describe when there is shit everywhere
Hepatits Joe: "Man, there is shit everywhere"
Metho Tom: "You could say it is poobiquitous, Hep Joe"
Hepatitis Joe: "Cool, it's poobiquitous. Lets get out of this shithole and grab some beers."
Metho Tom: "You could say it is poobiquitous, Hep Joe"
Hepatitis Joe: "Cool, it's poobiquitous. Lets get out of this shithole and grab some beers."
poobiquitous by Harry Dixon-Balls April 23, 2008
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