Noobfuck Share definition Flag A person who likes to fuck noobs and is terrible at everything but think they are better than other people eg. Online Games, Sports etc. Ross Howie is a noobfuck who likes to fuck noobs daily and is terrible at all online games Noobfuck by Williams1903 November 15, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Noobfuck mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch